My last sighting was at a music festival. There were long queues for the port-a-loos near the main stage while the last band was playing. Several women decided they couldn't wait and squatted next to the fence to pee on the ground.
One asked her boyfriend to stand next to her. She squatted at first, but still felt too exposed, so knelt on the grass. She pulled her short denim skirt up so it wouldn't get wet. But she didn't want to pull her knickers down.
I could see that she didn't know what to do. Her body decided for her, and she lost control. She pissed through her knickers on to the ground. Her eyes widened and her face went red as she realised that she was wetting herself.
I don't think anyone else realised though.
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