There was this one time not to long ago that we went up a mountain to drive our big 4x4s with a couple of friends. It started as 3 Jeep's but later became 2 because one couldn't make it. Anyways there was about 5 of us in total, me my friend, his friend, his friends girlfriend, and her friend. It took us about 2 hours to make it to the turn around and literally right after we turned around we got high centered on snow. I could tell one of the girls really had to go. It took us probably 2 hours just to get all dug out and ready to go again. So we Cruze along and about 20 minutes later we are stuck again. This time we are smart and use a tow rope to pull us out, so I get down behind the car and start hooking up straps and that's when I see it, his girlfriend's friend standing in front of the car at the front. She quickly pulls down her pants and a stream of pee comes gushing out onto the snow below. She peed for about 30 seconds until her stream turned into a dribble, she bounced up and down a few times then pulled out a napkin and wiped dropping the napkin into her puddle of melted snow and piss. Once we finally got the car out I went to undo the straps laying in the snow and I smelled something funky I looked down and low and behold my face was inches away from her piss.
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