Kneeling on the grass
It was about four weeks ago, at a large all-night open air party. The organisers had brought plenty of portaloos on to the site, but there was a queue for each, and they were dark and unpleasant to use.
Most of those queuing were women. Most of the men, and some of the women just walked out into the dark fields around the party and pissed in the grass. It was too dark to see much, but I did see some women squat in the grass.
My best sighting of the evening was inside the main party area - not the dark fields beyond. A couple walked up to some rubbish bins. She had long, wavy, brown hair, almost to her waist and wore black leggings. Behind the bins she knelt on the ground, with her legs apart. Quickly she reached behind her, and pulled down her leggings, sliding them half way down her thighs.
Now she was kneeling with her bum actually resting on the ground. Her boy friend crouched beside her and she emptied her pee into the grass, while people walked past. Probably most would not have noticed that she had undressed in public, and I think I was the only one - other than her boy friend - who watched her pissing. Her bum must have been resting in her own warm, growing puddle. That's probably why she did not rush to pull up her leggings when she'd finished. Instead she stayed in position for a few minutes, just chatting casually to her boy friend.
Then he stood by the bins, and pissed into the space between them while she watched him, before they walked back to the party, hand in hand.
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