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Originally Posted by toiletfloor
Couple of weeks ago my ex turned up drunk at my flat totally unexpectedly. When I opened the front door (was 5am so I wasnt happy) she was squatting right in front of the door and made the biggest puddle I have ever seen before she finally stood up and stumbled in. I have seen her piss many times but even I was surprised by the quantity there.
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That was a nice story.
I mean, not necessarily nice to find her making a mess at the font of your door at the middle of the night, but that how you described that quantity.