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Continued....I wasn't able to post all of it last night.

At the start of the second quarter I go to the bathroom and a few people are leaving as I enter. There is one lady pulling up her pants. Just as I start peeing, five women run into the bathroom, pull down their pants and start peeing. I am watching the pee flowing out of them when I hear a familiar voice say, “Oh fuck, this is embarrassing” I then realize that four of the streams of pee I am watching are flowing out of my coworkers - Katie, Abbie, Ashley and Liz. We chat. They arrived about a half hour before the game and had been downstairs. They had been attending the party every year but never expected to see a coworker other than their sorority sisters. They mention that Zoe and Quill are also at the party. My coworkers say that they want to forget this ever happened and that we should never bring up this at work or tell anyone about it. Katie, Liz and Abbie seemed mortified that I saw them. Ashley didn’t seem that bothered.


Once again at the end of the halftime show the majority of the living room headed to the bathroom, giving me another awesome viewing opportunity, including Zoe and Quill who didn’t seem bothered by my seeing them pee.

In total I went to the bathroom about a dozen times and witnessed over 200 women pee. And I am only counting times I could see the pee exiting their bodies, not the women who were blocked from view. Some of the women I saw more than once so I probably saw about 100 unique women pee.

Right after I peed, I got a text from Julie telling me that our Uber will be arriving in 20 minutes and to meet out front then.



When I met Julie outside, I was introduced to Nicole and Jessica. I remembered them from earlier the first time I saw them peeing Nicole declared, “the best thing about being drunk is not caring who sees you pee” and Jessica added, “I don’t even care who sees me when I am sober”.

All four of us have switched to water and we each had a 44 oz paper cup of water.

Julie tells us that the uber is running 15 minutes late. Nicole asks Julie to tell her when the Uber is 5 minutes away.
Julie: “Okay, but why?
Nicole “So I can empty my bladder right before our ride home”
Julie “You can’t get to and from the bathroom in 5 minutes”
Nicole: “True, but I can take a quick piss in the backyard in that time”

About 15 minutes later:

There are a bunch of us waiting for Ubers. One group of 2 men and 2 women says to the rest of us. “Our uber is almost here, we are gonna take a quick potty break, if they come tell them we will be right back” And the four of them ran into the back yard. Less than 30 seconds later their uber arrived. Julie tells the driver that they are peeing in the backyard but will be ready momentarily. Julie then says to me, Nicole and Jessica, “we should do the same our driver will be here in seven minutes”
Uber driver: “I am soooo jealous”
Julie: “Why”
Driver: “I really really need to pee. I have been driving non-stop since 2, when I accepted this trip I needed to go, but not this bad and didn’t think I would have an issue but now I realize it was a serious mistake.”
Jessica:”Feel free to pop a squat with us”
Driver: “I wish. If someone reported me to Uber I would be in big trouble”
Jessica “Nobody is going to report you”
Just then the driver starts spasming. “I guess I will have to risk that, because there is no way I am going to keep my pants dry much longer.”

The five of us head toward the backyard with the uber driver doing the pee-pee dance. On the way we see the other four heading back.
Jessica: “Hey your uber driver hasn’t had a potty break since 2 and really needs one. You cool with not reporting her if she pops a squat?”
Them: “of course we wouldn’t report her for that. We just did the same thing”
Driver: “Thank you”
We relieve ourselves. It was too dark to really see anything but the Uber driver was in a squatted position for quite a long time and let out some loud sighs.

Our driver arrives shortly after.

Less than 5 minutes into the trip we get stopped at a railroad crossing and have to wait for a very long and slow freight train. In total it takes about 15 minutes. Part of the conversation while we waited:
Driver: “God I wish this train would hurry up”
Nicole: “I guess the quicker you drop us off the sooner you can get another trip and the more money you can make”
Driver: “Actually once I drop you off I am going to go on break. And I am really looking forward to taking a break. Speaking of which, relative to where I am dropping you off, where is the closest fast food restaurant?”
Me:”There isn’t much downtown that is open at this time of night other than bars” There is a bunch of fast food restaurants about 15 minutes north of the city.”
Driver: “How about gas stations?”
Me “Same…. Actually there is one that is pretty close. We will go right by it you can’t miss it, but I will point it out just to be sure”
Julie: “There is?”
Me: Yeah, they are a combo gas station fried chicken restaurant. Best chicken in town
Driver: Perfect.
Julie: “Oh, I know the place you are talking about. I hate them. They are fucking evil”
Me: “What is there not to love about them, their chicken is awesome and about half the price as KFC”
Julie: “They have a sign advertising they have clean restrooms and then when you stop there they have out of order signs on the bathrooms that are so old the paper has turned yellow and the ink is faded. Twice I have stopped there, because I was super desperate. There is nothing worse than when you really need to pee and you think you are on the verge of reaching a bathroom and then you have to keep holding. I was stopping there even though I was only 5 minutes from home because I was super desperate and then they extended my time before I reached the bathroom. I hate places like that”
Nicole: “Completely agree. They fooled me a couple of times too”
Driver; “As an uber driver places like that are the bane of my existence. I don’t know how many times I have stopped at a gas station to pee only to leave frustrated and even more desperate. I have stopped at 7 places like that today”
Jessica: “I never let that stuff bother me”
Julie: “How? Do you have some sort of super bladder”
Jessica: “No, but if I stop somewhere to empty my bladder, I empty my bladder. If they don’t have a bathroom then I water a bush or leave a puddle next to the dumpster, but I never leave a gas station with a full bladder.”
Nicole: “I have no problem popping a squat when I am drunk, but not when I am sober. And if I am driving somewhere I am sober. I have peed behind a few gas station dumpsters but I was drunk and someone else was driving”
Julie: “Me too. Last time I peed outside sober I was 8 years old on the side of the road coming back from the beach. Although I have to say having Jessica’s attitude would be super convenient.”
Driver:”I don’t have a problem popping a squat sober, and have done so many times on my own road trips. But I would get in a ton of trouble if someone reported me to uber.”
Me; “I am with Jessica. It is pretty rare I leave a gas station with a full bladder. I have lost count how many times I have peed behind the dumpster at the chicken place. But it is cruel of them to offer free refills on drinks but lie about the restrooms being in service. “

Once the train passes we all kinda zone out.

A while later I woke up to a screaming bladder. Before I can ask for a stop….

Nicole: “I know we are almost home, but there is a turnoff a mile up ahead. Can we please stop? I need to pee.”
Julie: “We are only 10 minutes from home can’t you wait? I need to pee too, but let's be respectful of the driver's time. Sooner she drops us off, the sooner she can go on her break”.
Me: “My bladder is screaming, and I really need to pee now. But I agree we should respect the driver's time. How much of an extra tip would you feel is fair for a quick pee stop?”
Driver:” First off. According to my GPS. There is a detour and we are actually 35 minutes away.”
Julie: “ I can wait ten minutes, not 35.”
Driver: “ Instead of an extra tip. Are you guys willing to promise not to report me to Uber for popping a squat? Uber has no problem with me stopping so you can pee. But if I pee too and you complain I will get in big trouble. I have been driving since 1 and have been having serious pee spasms since we stopped for the train”
We all agreed not to report her.