Tables Re-(Turned) - Karma
This one was different as it was not a morning pick up in the accessible van for service. As I mentioned previously, I often provided handyman work and other odd jobs for the church trustee staff. In this case, I had been called by one of the older church trustees as he needed someone to go to the house of some non-members who had borrowed church owned tables and chairs for a kid's birthday party at their home.
The church policy typically did not support non-members being able to borrow church equipment, but the non-members had a kid that the church had started picking up for their church's kids outreach program and the trustee had allowed the parents to utilize the tables because of that. The church was trying to be nice to gain members.
That was a mistake because you have little control over non-members and this came back to be a issue because after the birthday party on that Saturday afternoon the non-members texted the trustee on Saturday night to tell him they no longer had access to the truck they had picked the tables up with. Therefore, they could not return the tables and chairs back to the church on Saturday night as they had agreed to.
However, the church needed the tables and chairs for Sunday school classes the next morning so the trustee called me upset and not wanting to deal with them anymore and asked if I would go pick up the tables and chairs that night. Therefore, I went to pick up the tables and chairs that night.
When I arrived I saw the tables and chairs setup under a open carport next to a white siding house that was the same address the trustee had provided. I pulled in the driveway, got out and went and knocked on the door. No one came to the door.
I waited and knocked again and no one came. The lights were off at the house and it was after 9:00 p.m. so I decided I would just pack up the tables and chairs and head back to drop them off. That was a huge mistake.
As soon as I dropped my tailgate and started to fold one of the tables down a dark skin black man came to the carport door, opened the door and came out wearing wrinkled light colored cargo shorts, no shirt and no shoes. He said he saw me on their camera and thought I would leave until I backed up in their driveway.
He was hollering as he asked what I was doing and I told him I was there to pick up the table and chairs. He told me no one had told them anyone was coming to pick up the items and told me to wait as he needed to go wake up his girlfriend and see if she knew about the items being picked up as she was the one who had handled reserving the items.
When he came back out he had put on a light colored t-shirt and said she would be out shortly as she was going to come out and talk to me as she had been the one who worked with the church to borrow them. She came to the door completely disheveled. She was angry and said that no one from the church had given her any notice that anyone would be picking the items up and that they had made plans to return them on Sunday. She said that she was tired as she had hosted a birthday party and had been up all day and I had woke her up.
She was very unaccommodating as I was standing under the carport and she was talking to me on the other side of the carport door. She said she had to confirm with the church office because she needed to make sure I was approved to pick up the tables and chairs and that she had reserved them thru the church office. At that point, I realized it was because I was a older white male and she did not associate me with attending the church and they thought I was trying to steal the tables and chairs.
I finally got her to calm down when I reminded her of the church trustee name and the fact he had called me. She knew him as he had been picking up her son for the kids church outreach program. She then indicated she had texted him a little earlier as she could not reach anyone at the church, but had his contact. She said she had not received anything back from him before she went to sleep and indicated she had not checked her phone to see if he had responded back.
Both of their attitudes changed at that point and she went to get her phone to see if the trustee had responded. When she returned she said he had not responded to her text, but that she was calling him. She called him and he picked up. When he picked up she started talking to him and then she opened her carport screen door that she had been standing behind and waved for me to come inside and talk to the trustee as she was now smiling.
At that point, I was less concerned about talking to the trustee and more focused on what she was wearing. She was a dark brown skin black lady probably in her late 20's. She wasn't the best looking as she had her hair pulled back and had obviously been sleep. However, she was a nicely proportioned thick legged black woman wearing a strapless polka dot silk material short nighty that I am certain she only wore around her home. She also had a nice tattoo on her right leg.
I talked to the trustee and he apologized for the miscommunication. He wanted to speak back to them to provide them with a apology and to give them direction on how to leave a message at the church office in the future.
I handed her the phone back and then pulled out my phone. I could have went back outside at that time to start putting the tables and chairs in my truck, but it was evident she didn't have on a bra and I didn't know if she had anything else on under that nighty. Sine I had been given access inside her house the adrenaline hit and I decided to see if I could get a view under the nighty as she and her boyfriend were now speaking on speakerphone with the trustee.
This one was much more difficult and I had to be very patient as the boyfriend was there and walking around. As you can see one of the photos he was standing right behind her. As they got on the speakerphone he moved beside her and they focused on the phone.
As they focused on talking to the trustee I was focusing on positioning my phone up the back of her nighty as it was loose and wide. She was completely engaged in the conversation with the trustee and her boyfriend was as well. They eventually hung up the phone and by that time I had put my phone back in my pocket. They apologized again and thanked me for coming to pick the items up.
At that time I had no idea how my photos had turn out. It was hard with her boyfriend being there. Me and her boyfriend went back outside and packed up the items and on my way back I looked at the pictures. Let's just say I needed a napkin as the pictures will show a nice plump brown no panties butt. She was walking around with nothing under that nighty right beside me. I guess it was all Karma as she had initially been so angry. Maybe it was her way of thanking me.
Apologies again for the blurring of their house and her tattoo, but it is a necessity to keep identification as hidden as possible. I had never seen her before and I have not seen her again, but I do know her name as it was on her tattoo.
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