Ok, another time, I had this ultra-sexy one piece suit on, and I was at the beach. The salesperson told me it couldn't fall off, and it fit me so well that I believed her. Well, some waves tumbled me around, and I ended up going home naked, to say the least.
Another time, I had on a tankini with skirted bottoms, and ended up losing my top. I found it, but as I grabbed it, another wave toppled me, and I lost it and my bottoms. I did have flip-flops to wear though, so I wasn't totally naked
