One of my best was St. Patty's Day 2019.
I was walking back to my car, parked in a parking garage, after the day out. It was about 1am. (I hadn't drunk anything the past 2 hours other than water).
I'm walking along the sidewalk close to a red light when a car with 4 girls, all drunk it seems, stops at the red light. This is maybe 30 feet in front of me.
A chubby brunette with a decent face just opens the back door of the car, pulls down her pants, and takes a high squat position. I kind of slow down to look at my phone while this is happening while continuing to walk.
She immediately lets loose a stream backwards onto the sidewalk. Ultra brazen. The other girls shout something and cheer her on. She takes about 20 seconds to pee. I slowly walk past behind right after she finishes, they don't even care that I'm there.
She shakes twice before pulling up her pants and getting back in the car. The light turns green and they're off.
I can't get the image out of my head meanwhile crossing the street into my parking garage.
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